There are no words to describe these kebabs, my friends.
If I was forced to put words on them, it would have to be something like: “crazy-insane-stupid-will-have-you-do-the-wackiest-things-just-to-get-your-hands-on-one” good.
And unfortunately, the pictures do not even BEGIN to do them justice.
In fact, what they really need is a picture so perfect, so big, so unbelievable, it would make you stop dead in your tracks, drop your chin right to the floor and run to the nearest kitchen to make them.
Kind of like those HUGE pictures you see on the side of delivery trucks, sometimes.
Or on billboards along highways.
THAT BIG AND PERFECT AND MOUTH WATERING.
Yeah. That is what these babies deserve.
Unfortunately, this is all your getting. A bit tiny, I’m afraid.
Maybe if you tried zooming in?
To make matters worse, I had the hardest time taking those pictures that night. Especially the ones AFTER the kebabs were cooked.
I was just soooo hungry and they smelled and looked soooooo good… Needless to say I didn’t have much patience for pics.
Plus, I had company that night, so it sort of threw me off a little.
I had to speed things up, you see?
So the pictures aren’t billboard material, sorry.
But the kebabs… Oh. My. Lord.
They are impress your husband, wife, friends, kids, extended family members, heck, impress the entire neighborhood material!
They FAR exceeded my expectations! They are one of the most amazing things I’ve eaten in my entire life.
My friend and I just couldn’t stop oohing and aahing the whole time we were eating.
It’s all in the flavor combination, really. The pork, the raisins, the spice blend, THE BACON!
Oh! And the apples, guys. How could I forget the apples! Grilled apples with a bit of a smokey bacon flavor are simply to die for.
Each and every ingredient in this completes the next absolutely flawlessly… like they’re in perfect communion, perfect balance.
At least, that’s what my friend and I thought. So hey, it wasn’t just me!
I wish I could find better words to explain it, but like I said, there are none.
Guess you’re gonna have to try them for yourselves!
It’s okay. You can thank me after!
Meatballs wrapped in bacon.
You could almost stop right there!
Thread meatballs onto skewers, alternating with pieces of apples.
Throw kebabs on the grill.
Try not to drool all over the deck!
Plate ’em up!
Serve with loads of fresh veggies.
Think if you got real close you could smell this?
Don’t I wish…